à la folie.

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

ask-gallows-callibrator:

The more i stay on tumblr the more and more i fall in love with harley

Anonymous
Thoughts on Malala winning?

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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conclusion: Malala is amazing and Western civilization has yet again proven to be hypercritical ignorant uncompromising and evil. how very fitting for columbus day.

I am alive. I am here. I am trying. That is enough.
— words you should recite while having an anxiety attack.  (via tsktsks)

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

turntnip:

gym class

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communistbakery:

when your friends say there are hot guys at the partyimage

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

kushandwisdom:

Good Vibes HERE

milliardo:

milliardo:

when your white friends defend you

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when you defend your white friends

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spookylemon:

busket:

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other

u know this literally happens right

in schools

for real

kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality