this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

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  • me when i have to write an essay for class: *procrastinates and puts it off until the last minute*
  • me when someone is wrong on the internet: *writes five page long response in mla format in five minutes*




Godzilla 2014 to be released in 2D Black and White

In a rare studio decision, Legendary Pictures has elected to scrap the 3D and color versions of the new Gareth Edwards film and release it only in 2D Black and White, to better resemble the original film.

As seen in this new screencap from the new film, the image quality is very different from what modern audiences expect. “It will be controversial, we know that for sure, but from an artistic standpoint we all know this is the right way to go,” said Warner Bros. spokesman and co-owner Brian Warner.

The decision to downgrade the audio to Monaural instead of Stereo is also a surprise, making Godzilla the first film in 49 years to be released with only a single audio track. The track will be added optically to the film release, another novelty and rarity in this day and age of digital release.

"Audiences will see cigarette burns once again," said the director of the small corner marks that signal reel changes. "We’re also not going to allow anyone under the age of 60 in the audiences to preserve the retro feel. Only those alive at the time of the original may see the film." This makes Godzilla 2014 the first film to use the MPAA’s new "NC-60" rating, which is expected to cover the upcoming X-Men film as well due to the extremely graphic sentinel sex scenes.

"You know what, nobody over 60 either," said the director, "Nobody can see it. Fuck all y’all."

But the question is, did they make Godzilla’s head any bigger?

Yes, here’s the new final design:

His head is now a full three times larger than designed prior to the fan outcry.

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tbh i want all the one direction fanbase to be angry feminists. i want all of them to fucking destroy the music snobs who scoff at the idea of one direction being legitimate musicians because “they’re for teenage girls”. i want them to propel one direction to absolutely smash every record set in music ever because teenage girls have the power to do that. i want them to be smart, well-read, and still not be ashamed to scream when a new single comes out. every one direction fan needs to destroy the idea that their fans are just “stupid teenage girls” because teenage girls aren’t two-dimensional. they can be intelligent, fashion-oriented, activists, athletes, obsessed with makeup, musicians, all while being huge one direction fans.

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Some dreams feel so real.

Vine by Curtis Lepore

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Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

in the second gif his boobs jiggle

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“I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost, that sounds really, really bad.I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there to be your favorite character. That’s not what she’s there for. She’s real. People go down bad paths and they make bad decisions, but it’s always justified in their head. I want the audience to differentiate that and not just be like, ‘Oh, it’s Arya, we love her.’ Because actually look at what Arya’s doing. She’s being eaten away from the inside out, and she’s not stopping it.” - about Arya


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this film was a masterpiece

bottom left is just fucking hilarious

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My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

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Good bye

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mishas face.


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